TOP TEN CHRISTMAS TIPS FROM GENERAL ELECTRIC

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10. If one light bulb goes out, replace them all

9. Fluorescent tubes make great Star Wars light sabers for
the kids.

8. Blow-dryers can be used to keep food warm.

7. Big corporations shouldn’t commercialize this blessed
season by handing out bonuses.

6. Keeping several TVs and radios on all the time creates a
feeling of warmth and intimacy.

5. We heard that Sylvania bulbs give off some kind of poison gas.

4. Same deal with Westinghouse

3. Electric toothbrushes should be left on all day to keep them loose.

2. A GE industrial turbine makes a one-of-a-kind stocking stuffer.

1. Warranties, like greeting cards, should be thrown out.